Hello boss… we finally arrived in this paradise. Sort of. During the flight I tried to convince the captain to undertake a symbolic attack on Pearl Harbor while landing. The pilots angrily refused so Donald had to shoot them all.
My old dream came true and I bombed the harbor. With no bombs of course, I’m no warmonger. Just cargo and some random passengers. Until the Air Force took us down.
Luckily we jumped out near our objective – the volcano with this ridiculous name. We crawled inside and tried to get deeper, but the path was blocked. We had to use explosives. However instead of TNT Donald took the hydrogen bomb and woke up the volcano. We managed to escape but the eruption buried the whole archipelago. Like Pompeii once.
Now we are heading to Asia finally. Wish us better luck, boss…